The product of yet another GHG Motorsports Team Meeting. Hope this helps.

Tip:
If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth
$49.

$1000 worth of Worldcom at $16/share one year ago, it would now be worth
$5.63.

ENRON. Not able to compute.

If you bought $1000 worth of Budweiser or Miller Lite (the beer, not the
stock) @ $11.99 per case one year ago (83.4 cases), drank all the beer, and
traded in the cans for the 10 cent aluminum can deposit, you would have $200.

It is therefore financially prudent, in these troubled times, to drink
heavily and recycle.