Just found this on the PRI site.......
Immediate release
AP, Orlando - it has just been announced that GTP Components and Commendatore Stephens have announced plans to form a superstar F2000 team. Importing a new czechoslovakian chassis known as the pipevantrikdon - design by exiled Lithuanian/French impressionist Jacques Strap - the car uses fundamental earth elements combined with beutiful symmetry to create what many describe as the next son of it. Reached for comment in vietnam - Monsieur Strap rejected claims of copying anything "Total B.S." he said.
While we provided ample opportunity for Commendatore Stephens to comment - he has locked himself away in the parts fortress of solitude - providing only one valuable quote going into the 2013 season..... "Wheels wishbones and booty - don't like it, screw - there's too many deadbeats hangin' around anyway" he has said...... Many believe his plan is to sit on all the VD parts until everyone crashes their way through the available cache... Leaving the pipevantrikdon to capture a title in it's very first year of competition.
Driver announcements are forthecoming - The GTP components G6 has been spotted in Santiago - while the yacht has been spotted off the coast of Greece near Kalymnos. It is not clear who is on board or what is taking place..... One has to think the real location of the recruitment team is in Malaysia - just before the the transgender malaysia beauty pageant......
AP