Bob Wright is 60

[Alan R Guibord]

Bob Wright will be 60 tomorrow. He is definetly slowing down. We are building a new lift to help him get in and out of the car.

[Dennis Valet]

[stonebridge20]

I think I just pissed myself!

[Purple Frog]

Can't compete with the escalator...

[starkejt]

Dennis Valet, the GIF whisperer.

[DaveW]

Now that Bob is soon to be 60, we need a Grand Masters class for us old farts over 60!

[HazelNut]

happy birthday bob!

[formulasuper]

Welcome to the 60's Bob. Seems like we've been there before but I can't remember.

[RPAUL6]

Just in time for the holiday. You can hide your own Easter Eggs now. And when the kids ask for money just look 'em right in the eye and say....."who the hell are YOU"?

And, of course, you meet new people every day.

Excuse me.....what did you say my name was?

Best wishes.
Whoever you are.


Rick

[Albatross]

Congratulations Bob. Just remember, the older you get, the closer you have to remain near the toilet.

[Will Velkoff]

Happy Birthday Bob! 60 ain't that old! Keep on giving the youngsters hell out there

[Swift17]

10. NIGHT LIGHT
Now that you’ll be getting up during the night – you’ll need to see the way to the bathroom
9 . EXLAX
Because while one end works too easy – the other is we’ll …. a ‘little difficult
8. DEPENS---
….. See numbers 9 & 10
7. KY-JELLY
Not for what you think, but to share with your doctor because colonoscopy is now a firm part of your personal dictionary
6. Magnifying Glass
They are clearly making the type in the newspaper and product instructions smaller
5. Scissors
Because you cannot open up the products you buy in blister packaging no matter what - and helps in cutting out coupons
4. AARP
An application to get your extra discounts started – earlier the better like the early bird specials at the local “Olive Garden”
3 Large Spoon
Diet restrictions and digestion issues makes soup a daily food alternative
3 or is 2 ….. umm
I forget – anyway ---
Word game book to keep the ‘ole nogg’in going – helps with those difficult questions like “ … where are my keys ?” and “ … have you seen my glasses ?”
2. Seven day “pill” Box
So you can organize all your meds for the entire week -
1. The “special” bottle
I am sure who this is for, Robert or his lady but a nice supply of the ‘lil Blue Pill

[DaveW]

Now that it is actually your birthday, Bob,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

[Beartrax]

Happy Birthday Bob!

[Reddog]

HB wipper-snapper ...

[starkejt]

Why no love for Guy Incognito?

[Dennis Valet]

or cole trickle

[starkejt]

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[Al Guibord]

60! I thought only Turtles and Trees lived that long, Wow

[RPAUL6]

I was going to say something really mean about Bob easily being the fastest of those 3 things - but he'll get mad and smoke us in his new Radon.

[Glenn41]

I hope you have a great day!!!

Happy Birthday...

[jimh3063]

Happy Birthday Bob.