Low-brow F1 humor

[dc]

No one I know will appreciate this image more than you guys... captions, anyone?



"Michael, is there ANYTHING else I can do for you?"

[BrooksHall]

"After gaining all the riches in the land. King Bernie now sets out after the Schumacher family jewels".

[Daniel]

"Man, they're bigger than I thought!"

[Jtovo]

"I thought the Frog had balls!"

[JHaydon]

"Michael, is that a roll of Mentos or are you just happy to see me?"

[Mike B]

"Don't laugh, Mika. You're next."

[DDMike]

"Jeez Bernie! Cant we have dinner first?"

[Bryan Pacelli]

Rubens, I guess I loose our bet...

...I couldn't get him to blow me in public

[Tab]

"Holy crap! That thing is going off like a champaign bottle!"

[JHaydon]

"Gee, boss, I thought this little handle was a parking brake!"

[Matt M.]

DC (talking through grinning teeth): "Now look you nazi monkey - you WILL agree right now that I am to win the world championship or my little friend here is going to squeeze until they pop out your nose!"

[Matt M.]

Rubens to Mika: "Are you seeing this! This guy is trying to take my ride"
Mika to Rubens:" Yes, No"
Schui to Rubens: " Relax Rubens, Your the best #2 around - Mika will agree"
Mika to all: "No, Yes"
Rubens to Schui: "So....He's not going to get my ride??"
Mika cuts in: "No, Maybe, Yes"

[John Goodman]

The only other thing Bernie hasn't screwed with in F1. Looks like that too may have just come to an end.

John

[Mike Ahrens]

"Balls, balls, balls, said the queen, if I had two I'd be king."

[dc]

I think we have a winner.

[David Cardillo]

"Ummm, thanks Bernie but I had something else in mind when I mentioned getting 'up' for the race".